Well, actually... Not all women. More specifically, just me.
1. When work is in overload - Dory mode is switched on. Automatic. All the time.
2. When work is not in overload - Maintain Auto-Dory mode. (Nak jadi blonde sangat pun kan?? =P)
3. Refold all laundry that aunt has helped folded for me. Why? Method lipat tak sama. =P
4. Rehang all baju kurungs mom has hung for me. Why? Method hanging tak sama. =P
5. Go shopping. Try on tons of clothes. End up buying none.
6. Go shopping. Try on ten pairs of shoes. Buy all ten.
7. Lapar bangat. Order food banyak-banyak. Tapi makan ciput je. Pembaziran.
8. Tak lapar. Tapi order food jugak. Makan pun ciput jugak. Pembaziran lagi.
9. Take half the night to pack for a 2-night trip put of town.
10. Packed so many things for a 2-night trip out of town, but end up using only a third of all things packed.
11. Tetiba nangis in the car while driving back home. Emo.
12. Tetiba nangis dengar lagu in the car. Emo.
13. Tetiba nangis tengok cerita sedih kat TV. Emo.
14. Tetiba nangis bila kena tinggal dengan kawan-kawan time nak gi breakfast. Emo.
15. Tetiba nangis bila kawan kata nak makan kat tempat A tapi bila dah sampai kat tempat A baru dapat tahu rupa-rupanya kawan maskudkan tempat B. Emo terlanjur.
16. Tetiba nangis bila bad hair day. Ngada-ngada.
17. Tetiba nangis bila sedar diri dah tua tapi tak sedar-sedar diri lagi. Menopause.
18. Sleep late. Wake up late.
19. Sleep early. Wake up late also.
20. Wake up late. Late for work.
21. Wake up early. Late for work also.
22. Dalam kereta - bersih. Luar kereta - 3 bulan tak basuh.
23. Dalam bilik - agak bersih. Dalam kepala - huru hara.
24. Make a decision. Do something the complete opposite.
25. Cakap benda lain. Type benda lain.
26. Cakap benda lain. Buat benda entahpape.
27. When angry - Nag, nag, nag.
28. When not angry - Nag, nag, nag also.
29. Simple on the outside. Headache on the inside.
30. Happy on the outside. Sakit jiwa on the inside.
Insssiiiiiiiiddddddeeeee sangat!!!
Aiyohhh... So letih... =P
The list is quite endless, actually. Tapi takat nie je yang mampu ditulis pada awal pagi buta nie.
1. When work is in overload - Dory mode is switched on. Automatic. All the time.
2. When work is not in overload - Maintain Auto-Dory mode. (Nak jadi blonde sangat pun kan?? =P)
3. Refold all laundry that aunt has helped folded for me. Why? Method lipat tak sama. =P
4. Rehang all baju kurungs mom has hung for me. Why? Method hanging tak sama. =P
5. Go shopping. Try on tons of clothes. End up buying none.
6. Go shopping. Try on ten pairs of shoes. Buy all ten.
7. Lapar bangat. Order food banyak-banyak. Tapi makan ciput je. Pembaziran.
8. Tak lapar. Tapi order food jugak. Makan pun ciput jugak. Pembaziran lagi.
9. Take half the night to pack for a 2-night trip put of town.
10. Packed so many things for a 2-night trip out of town, but end up using only a third of all things packed.
11. Tetiba nangis in the car while driving back home. Emo.
12. Tetiba nangis dengar lagu in the car. Emo.
13. Tetiba nangis tengok cerita sedih kat TV. Emo.
14. Tetiba nangis bila kena tinggal dengan kawan-kawan time nak gi breakfast. Emo.
15. Tetiba nangis bila kawan kata nak makan kat tempat A tapi bila dah sampai kat tempat A baru dapat tahu rupa-rupanya kawan maskudkan tempat B. Emo terlanjur.
16. Tetiba nangis bila bad hair day. Ngada-ngada.
17. Tetiba nangis bila sedar diri dah tua tapi tak sedar-sedar diri lagi. Menopause.
18. Sleep late. Wake up late.
19. Sleep early. Wake up late also.
20. Wake up late. Late for work.
21. Wake up early. Late for work also.
22. Dalam kereta - bersih. Luar kereta - 3 bulan tak basuh.
23. Dalam bilik - agak bersih. Dalam kepala - huru hara.
24. Make a decision. Do something the complete opposite.
25. Cakap benda lain. Type benda lain.
26. Cakap benda lain. Buat benda entahpape.
27. When angry - Nag, nag, nag.
28. When not angry - Nag, nag, nag also.
29. Simple on the outside. Headache on the inside.
30. Happy on the outside. Sakit jiwa on the inside.
Insssiiiiiiiiddddddeeeee sangat!!!
Aiyohhh... So letih... =P
The list is quite endless, actually. Tapi takat nie je yang mampu ditulis pada awal pagi buta nie.
1 comment:
no 15: itu semua kesalahan SAYA semuanyaaaaaaaaa......... huwaaaaa..... ampunnnnnnnn........ saya pun ada jugak mode Ms Dory... konpiden branch tu namanya Kota Damansara.... sowiiiiii..... isk isk isk... sobbingggggg......
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