B.Y.???

Last night, some friends and I were in our usual spot in Uptown gossiping and laughing over supper. Two guys passed by our table and one of them immediately caught my eye... Fufufu...

This was the self-dialogue that went through my mind:

*Wah, wah, wah... Cam B.Y. je mamat nie...*
(Baru jer nak siku Tyra kat sebelah to point out the guy.)
*Fiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeeee!!!!*
*Ali (bukan nama sebenar) ke?*
*Alamak!!!*
*Ex-anak murid sekolah aku rupanye!!!*
*Astaghfirullahhalazim!!!*
*MALU MALU MALUUUUUUUU...*
*I'm a sick teacher...*
*Adehhh...*

Moral of the story:
I'm getting ~!@#$%^&* older and need to go out and find a proper MAN.
Sheeessshhh...